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You: young, tall courtesy clerk and cart return girl of unsurpassed beauty with curly brown hair and horn-rimmed glasses. You always smile so politely, it makes me believe for a second that I could ever be on your radar. I think you are just perfect.

Me: your totally not-a-creep secret admirer who is too old for you, but wanted you to know I’d jump at the chance just to get to know whether you are as amazing inside as out.
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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